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You know you've been in Malaysia too long when:

-You pop in a shopping mall just because 'they have aircon in there.
-You moan about when Roti Canai comes for RM0.60 when it used to be just RM0.50.
-You think there's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything you eat.
-You find roti for breakfast amazing.
-You automatically take money out of your wallet to hand over when you're pulled over by a policeman.
-You're not surprised when your passport photocopy works as an ID
-You have actually seen the mysterious 2RM note
-You can actually find your way around Sungei Wang Plaza, and when you turn a corner it doesn't just look the same as where you had just come from
-When you gladly wait 2 minutes for a lift taking you to the 1st floor
-It is just 11:30 p.m and the Taxi driver thinks you are high and wants to charge you for midnight charge.
-You're no longer laughing at "Belia Benci Dadah" billboards
-Gardenia tastes "so good, you can even eat it on its own"